The passing of President Ford shall be nothing to this great nation as is the death of all of this beer. Folks from coast to coast will mourn this tragedy. Men will stand over the broken cases and sing as they've never sung before. Now, lift your bottle and sing with me, "One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer..."
Ah, yes, if Mr. Borglum had lived in this day and age, I'm sure that Mt. Rushmore would have been a little more detailed than it actually is. Do you suppose any of our former President's, carved here, actually lifted weights? Probably too busy building a nation.
Cute little fella. Somebody - keep Representative Foley at a distance!
Some days it's even too hot to get in the water. Global warming is sure having an impact on life on this planet. Could be that before long our chicken will be born fried!
They've got to learn somewhere. Makes sense that there's a school. Doesn't look like the enrollment standards are too high, though, does it?
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