Joke Time - On women, men and guns

The Top Ten Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

and...

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.