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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Joke time


A man was fixing a door in his house and realized he needed a new hinge, so he asked his wife to go to the hardware store for him. When his wife was at the store, a beautiful bathroom faucet caught her eye.

"How much is that faucet?" she asked a young male employee who was standing nearby.

"It's made of pewter," he replied, "so it costs $750."

"My goodness, that is expensive," she said.

She then proceeded to describe to the young man the hinge her husband had sent her to buy, and the employee went to the next aisle to find it for her.

"Ma'am, do you want a screw for that hinge?" he called out as he walked away.

"No, not really," she answered, "but I would for that faucet."

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