Joke time

One afternoon a doctor was giving a lecture on healthy eating habits to the residents of a local nursing home.

"Most of the material we put into our stomachs is terrible," he explained. "Red meat is awful for you, soda corrodes your stomach lining, Chinese food is loaded with MSG and fast food is high in fat and sugar. However, there is one type of food that is particularly dangerous, and all of us have eaten it at one time or another. Can anyone here tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said, "Wedding cake."