Quickie

Here are today's quickies...

A book never written: "Elegant Light Fixtures" by Shanda Leer.
A book never written: "How to Feel Bet­ter" by Dr. Iva Payne.
A book never written: "Dieting" by Hugh Mongus.
A book never written: "How to Avoid Work" by Hans Doolittle.
A book never written: "How to be a Lumberjack" by Tim Burr.

Okay, maybe not so good for you today. I promise I'll do better tomorrow.