Joke time!

Su Wong marries Lee Wong.  The next year the Wongs have a new baby.  The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, white baby boy.

“Congratulations”, say the nurse to the new parents.  “Well, Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?”

The puzzled father looks at the new baby boy and says, “Well, two Wongs don’t make a white, so I think we’ll name him ….. Sum Ting Wong.”

He probably just needs more training.

Chnese counterfeiting part 2

See part 1 here.

The Chinese are famous for their manufacture of products under US and international licenses - what we see a lot less of here in the US is the counterfeiting of American and international brand products which they then sell in China or other nations that do not respect our trademark/copyright laws.  Here are some examples...

Chinese counterfeiting

The Chinese are famous for their manufacture of products under US and international licenses - what we see a lot less of here in the US is the counterfeiting of American and international brand products which they then sell in China or other nations that do not respect our trademark/copyright laws.  Here are some examples...

Joke - Bad Face

A woman was distraught because she had not dated in a long time. Her doctor suggested she visit a Chinese sex therapist, Dr Wang. Up­on entering the examination room, Dr Wang said, "OK. Take off your crows."

The woman did so and stood naked before him.

"Now" Dr. Wang said, "get down on your knees and craw very fast away from me to the other side of the room.”

She got down on all fours and crawled away from him.

"Now craw back," he said.

She did as he asked. Dr Wang shook his head. "Your probrem is very bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Worst case I ever saw. That's why you don't have dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary disease?"

Wang replied, "Your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”

Sign Time!