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From Chuck's Fun Page 2

Joke - The Drill Sergeant

After viciously chewing out one of his cadets, the drill sergeant said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave.”

"Not me, Sarge," the cadet replied. "No, sir. I promised myself that when I got out of the Army, I'd never stand in another line."

Joke Time

The company had been out on maneuvers all day. "How far to the bivouac, Sarge?" one of the men asked.

“About three miles," was the reply.

An hour later another soldier piped up, "How far to the bivouac?"

"About three miles."

Another hour passed. A third soldier asked the same question and got the same reply.

"At least," mumbled a fourth, "we're holding our own.