Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Joke time
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, “Yesterday."
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Joke time
"What do you do?" the pretty young thing asked the fellow on the stool next to her at the local watering hole.
"I'm a carnival performer," he said. "I do amazing mental tricks."
"Really? Like what?" she asked.
"The most amazing one is, I can feel a woman's breasts, and tell the exact day she was born."
"No way!"
"Yes, really."
"OK, try it on me," she said.
He reached over, put his hands up her shirt, and started poking, prodding, caressing, and gently pinching. He was clearly concentrating, but didn't say a word.
"Well?" she finally demanded after about two minutes. "When was I born?!"
"I've got it exactly," he said, with one final squeeze. "Yesterday."
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Joke Time
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions.”
“Onions?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of “willies” are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases:
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration.”
Monday, December 10, 2012
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