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Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Joke - The Passing of a Friend

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie.

As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."

Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bubba says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly", Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow'. She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of beer you are.'"

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Monday, January 08, 2007

Joke - Death Bed

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I do!"

Friday, December 08, 2006

Crosswalk
I think they made a movie about this - The Green Mile