Joke - He's an Atheist!

A young lady came home from a date very upset. She told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed to her an hour ago. "Then why are you so upset?" asked her mother.

"He also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe that there is a hell."

Her mother told her to marry him anyway: "Between the two of us, we will show him how wrong he is."

Joke - Death Bed

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I do!"