Joke - Getting the Story

The photographer for a large national newspaper was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.

As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough: a plane was warming up near the runway. The photographer jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Go, go, go!"

The pilot nodded and swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.

"Do you mean to say," the pilot asked after a long pause, "that you're not the flight instructor?"

Video - Need a Pillow

A guy on a plane needs a pillow too, thanks.

Joke Time

An airplane pilot dies, and is sent to hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area and asks him to wait just a little, the pilot is to choose his own hell, but first the devil has to take care of something else.

While the devil is gone, the curious pilot begins examining the waiting area and discovers doors marked 1, 2, and 3.

He opens door number one, and sees a pilot going through flight checks for all eternity.

He opens door number two, and sees a pilot that forever finds himself trying to resolve emergency situations.

Then he opens the last door, and sees a flight captain being waited on hand and foot by scantily-clad stewardesses.

The devil returns just as the pilot gets back to his waiting position. He offers the pilot a choice of door number one or two.

The pilot objects: "I wanted door number three!"

"Sorry," replies the devil, "that is 'flight attendants' hell'."