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Showing posts with label hunter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hunter. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2009

Ninja Cat

No wonder cats are such good hunters. This cat manages to creep closer and closer to the video camera without ever getting caught on the move. Funny.


Friday, December 21, 2007

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Joke Time

An African village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to Marriott-Smalley, the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never showed up. Finally, he told the tribal chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, Marriott-Smalley went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw Marriott-Smalley lying there, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, bwana? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" the hunter howled. "Which of you morons let the bull loose?"