Jimmy Talks To God

Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God. “God? Are you really there?” Jimmy said out loud.

To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. “Yes, Jimmy? What can I do for you?”

Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, “God? What is a million years like to you?”

Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to which Jimmy could relate. “A million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute.”

“Oh,” said Jimmy. “Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?”

“A million dollars to me, Jimmy, is like a penny.”

“Wow!” remarked Jimmy, getting an idea. “You're so generous...can I have one of your pennies?”

God replied, “Sure thing, Jimmy! Just a minute.”

Joke - The Lord and Smith

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks to the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "Only as a minute seems to you."

Smith then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "Only as a penny seems to you."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."