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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Fun Photos

The U.S. Air Force is experimenting with all sorts of new weapons. Here we show one of our fighter jets carrying one of the new weapons toward Baghdad. It's hoped that the new weapon will cause mass hysteria in the streets and cause Iraqis to forget all about fighting each other.

On those warm summer evenings, when the mosquitos are swarming all around your head, you wait for the moment - and then it happens...

The perfect gift for the lady in your life, lemon scented motor oil.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Joke Time

A Texas oilman settled hack for his annual dental checkup. After completing a thorough examination, the dentist had good news. "Henry, your teeth are in great shape. There isn't a thing we need to do to them."

"Drill anyway, Doc," the Texan insisted. "I feel lucky today."