Jokes - 3 Riddles

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.
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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.
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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Jokes - 3 Riddles

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Jokes - 3 Riddles

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.
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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

Jokes - 3 Riddles

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

They all have phones.

Jokes - 3 Dillies

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

"Dam".

Jokes - 3 Riddles

Q: How can you tell when your divorce is getting ugly ?
A: When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore.


Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About four drinks.


Q: What did the doe say as she stumbled out of the forest?
A: "That's the last time I ever do that for ten bucks!"

Jokes - 3 Riddles

Q: What form of birth control do most lawyers use?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What's the difference between a new puppy and a Cubs fan?
A: The puppy will eventually stop whining.

Q: What do you call the shock absorbers in a Yugo?
A: Passengers.