Do we get paid enough?

Sleep Like A Bear

Humor - Caught Napping?

Things to say if you are caught sleeping at your desk

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who do yoga?"

"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken ..."

"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot!"

"... in Jesus' name, Amen."

Sound Asleep

Funny the things we will do when we're sound asleep. Well, I mean some people. I'd never do this. Yuck.

Joke Time

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon."

"I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.

"It is not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the churchgoer. "Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."