Leenks has posted quite a few images of plastic surgery done very, very badly. There's no indication if the bad surgery is due to compulsive patients or incompetent doctors, but some of these people are hard to look at.
Warning - there is some partial nudity in these pictures - be careful who is looking over your shoulder.
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A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
Teddy has some second thoughts...
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him. “Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!” “Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?” the manager asked. “That's the one!” "That's great!” the manager cried, “I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?” “Oh,” the clerk replied, “after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me.”
Joke Time
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son that they had always wanted. After several months, the wife became pregnant and later delivered a healthy boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever imagined. "We have two beautiful daughters. How could this boy turn out to be so ugly?" he moaned. Then turning suspicious, he glared at his wife. "Have you been fooling around on me?""No, darling," she replied sweetly. "Not this time."
