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Friday, March 13, 2009
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Joke - At the Psychiatrist's Office
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
Unapologetic coach of 100-0 win fired by school
What's YOUR take on this story? (Sorry - it is a little dated, but I'm behind with my posts.)
Found in Yahoo Sports...
Found in Yahoo Sports...
DALLAS — The coach of a Texas high schoolbasketball team that beat another team 100-0 was fired Sunday, the same day he sent an e-mail to a newspaper saying he will not apologize "for a wide-margin victory when my girls played with honor and integrity."
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On its Web site last week, Covenant, a private Christian school, posted a statement regretting the outcome of its Jan. 13 shutout win over Dallas Academy. "It is shameful and an embarrassment that this happened. This clearly does not reflect a Christlike and honorable approach to competition," said the statement, signed by Queal and board chair Todd Doshier.
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A parent who attended the game said Covenant continued to make 3-pointers— even in the fourth quarter. She praised the Covenant players but said spectators and an assistant coach were cheering wildly as their team edged closer to 100 points.
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Dallas Academy has eight girls on its varsity team and about 20 girls in its high school. It is winless over the last four seasons. The academy boasts of its small class sizes and specializes in teaching students struggling with "learning differences," such as short attention spans or dyslexia.
Silly Mashup
We don't always realize the impact that the music in movie can have on our impression of the scenes we're watching. In this silly mashup, watch as the Benny Hill Theme Music (Yakety Sax) is played overtop of a few scenes from the movie, The Shining (a horror film).
Silly Doctor Joke
Mr. Brown: I keep seeing spots before my eyes.
Mr. Green: Have you ever seen a doctor?
Mr. Brown: No, only spots.
Mr. Green: Have you ever seen a doctor?
Mr. Brown: No, only spots.
A Cheap Alternative
Coffee filters - who ever thought? Bits and Pieces offers a look at some great ideas for saving money and creating convenience all in one. Here's a partial list - click on the link to read all of the ideas...
Using Coffee Filters -
1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.
2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they’ll leave windows sparkling.
3. Protect China. Separate your good dishes by putting a coffee filter between each dish.
4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.
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