Some more strange attire - part 8

More images of people wearing that strangest darn outfits.

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I hope it was good for you too.

More female celebs with and without their makeup.

Police Around the World

Some amusing, some interesting, all in fun photos of the coppers.

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

Why did the car full of blondes freeze to death?
Because they went to the drive-in to see "Closed For The Winter."

I hope it was good for you too.

Buddy Hackett and Johnny Carson

Joke time!

Su Wong marries Lee Wong.  The next year the Wongs have a new baby.  The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, white baby boy.

“Congratulations”, say the nurse to the new parents.  “Well, Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?”

The puzzled father looks at the new baby boy and says, “Well, two Wongs don’t make a white, so I think we’ll name him ….. Sum Ting Wong.”

This explains everything.

Picky, picky, picky.

Seems legit

GIFs for fun

Three animations.

Let's go back, dear, looks like the house is coming to us.

It's always the innocent guy that gets blamed.

Slip sliding away.

Four silly images

Just a few funnies.

Female stars without their makeup

Not quite as pretty without their face-paint.

Some proposed movie remakes

Some clever person has suggested that these movie posters represent good ideas for future movies...

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
---George Carlin

I hope it was good for you too.

Clearly, his dreams were dashed

The opera singer works in a pizza parlor.

An ode to the fart

Joke time!

What is a fart?

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
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From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!