Joke Time

On his way home from a sales meeting, a New Yorker spotted a farmer in a field pulling on a calf's leg that was protruding from a pregnant cow. The traveler stopped and offered to help.

Getting a few words of instruction, the city slicker grabbed the leg and after a great deal of yanking and pulling managed to free the ani­mal. "Thanks," the farmer said. "What can I give you for your help?"

"You don't owe me anything. But there is one thing," he said. 'Just how fast was that calf going when it hit the cow?"