Joke Time

Father O’Malley answers the phone.

“Hello, is this Father O’Malley?”

“It is”

“This is the IRS. Can you help us?”

“I can”

“Do you know a Ted Houlihan?”

“I do”

“Is he a member of your congregation?”

“He is”

“Did he donate $10,000 to the church?”

“He will”.