Be careful.

Please, please - take precautions!

It's a trap

Getting Even

One old joke that must go back to the Civil War has four nurses talking about how they got even with a doctor they considered an arrogant jerk. "I stuffed cotton in the bottom of his stethoscope," one nurse said. "What a time he's gonna have with patients tomorrow morning."

"And I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees."

"Boy, did I get even with the old bastard," said the third nurse. I opened his desk drawer and found his box of condoms. WELL ... I punched a pinhole in every one of them."

The fourth nurse fainted.

Video - Best Commercial Ever?

A video ad for a condom company - the poster on You Tube bills it as the best commercial ever. It is pretty funny.

Joke Time

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."