Getting Even

One old joke that must go back to the Civil War has four nurses talking about how they got even with a doctor they considered an arrogant jerk. "I stuffed cotton in the bottom of his stethoscope," one nurse said. "What a time he's gonna have with patients tomorrow morning."

"And I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees."

"Boy, did I get even with the old bastard," said the third nurse. I opened his desk drawer and found his box of condoms. WELL ... I punched a pinhole in every one of them."

The fourth nurse fainted.

Joke Time

A man in hospital who had recently undergone a very complicated operation complained to the nurse about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, the nurse was worried that he was suffering from post-operative shock. Concerned, she reported it to the doctor.

The doctor said not to worry about it. "Yes, he does have a bump on his head," he explained. "Halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."