Joke: Pastoral Visit

While visiting the homes of his parishioners, a new pastor discovered that, at one house, although it was obvious someone was at home, no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. So he took out a business card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back, and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday, he discovered that his card had been returned in the collection plate, with a note written below his: Genesis 3:10.

Revelation 3:20 begins:
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.

Genesis 3:10 reads:
I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.

Joke Time

The phone rang in the church office early one morning. "May I speak to the head hog at the trough?" a man asked.

"If you're referring to the preacher," the startled secretary replied, "then you may refer to him as Pastor or Brother, hut please don't call him the head hog at the trough!"

"Well," the fellow said, 'I was thinking of donating $100,000 to the building fund, but if you're not interested, I'll just…"

"Hang on," the secretary chirped, "1 think the fat pig just walked in!"

Joke Time

While visiting the homes of his parishioners, a new pastor discovered that, at one house, although it was obvious someone was at home, no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. So he took out a business card and wrote Revelation 3:20 on the back, and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday, he discovered that his card had been returned in the collection plate, with a note written below his: Genesis 3:10.


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Revelation 3:20 begins:
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.

Genesis 3:10 reads:
I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.