Thursday, January 17, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Joke Time: Special Day
A cop pulled over a man who was driving a car filled with penguins.
"Sir," the officer said to the driver, "you can't have all these penguins in your car! You must take them to the zoo right now."
The man agreed and the cop let him go.
The next day the cop pulled over the same man with the same penguins in his car. When he approached the vehicle he noticed the penguins were wearing sunglasses.
"Sir," the officer said, "I distinctly remember telling you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo."
"I did," the man said. "Today we're going to the beach."
"Sir," the officer said to the driver, "you can't have all these penguins in your car! You must take them to the zoo right now."
The man agreed and the cop let him go.
The next day the cop pulled over the same man with the same penguins in his car. When he approached the vehicle he noticed the penguins were wearing sunglasses.
"Sir," the officer said, "I distinctly remember telling you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo."
"I did," the man said. "Today we're going to the beach."
Fun Images For Today
His stare is worse than his bite. 
The toy couldn't be much more fascinating!
Jonathon won an Olympic Gold Medal in the beagle toss.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Joke Time - 3 Dillies
What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
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Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. One cow said to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
The other said, "I don't believe you!"
The first cow said, "It's true. No bull."
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
One of them is organized.
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Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. One cow said to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
The other said, "I don't believe you!"
The first cow said, "It's true. No bull."
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Joke Time: Another Funny Drunk
A drunk was too tipsy to drive, so he left his car at the bar and began walking home. A policeman stopped and asked, “What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?”
“I'm going to a lecture,” the man replied.
“And just who is giving a lecture at this late hour?” asked the cop.
The man replied, “My wife.”
“I'm going to a lecture,” the man replied.
“And just who is giving a lecture at this late hour?” asked the cop.
The man replied, “My wife.”
Fun Images For Today
Looks like this fella got wrapped up in his driving...
Do things seem to be moving around?
The world is full of crazy people with crazy ideas...
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Joke Time: Redneck Death
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Arkansas, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Arkansas, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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