Joke Time

Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend. "I've got a problem," she said.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?"

"A big rooster."

"All right," Dan said. "I'll come over and have a look."

The woman led Dan into her kitchen and showed him the puzzle on the table. "For Pete's sake, Buffy," he exclaimed after he saw it. "Put the cornflakes back in the box."