Joke Time

A man in hospital who had recently undergone a very complicated operation complained to the nurse about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, the nurse was worried that he was suffering from post-operative shock. Concerned, she reported it to the doctor.

The doctor said not to worry about it. "Yes, he does have a bump on his head," he explained. "Halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."