Joke Time

Two Americans are standing on a corner in East Jibip, Texarkanahoma.

Along comes this Citroen with its window rolled down. The car stops right next to them and the driver asks for directions in French.

The Americans stare blankly, so the driver switches to German.

Still no response.

The driver then tries Italian.

No use.

Frustrated, he drives away.

The one American turns to the other and says, "You know, we Americans really should learn a foreign language."

"Why?" his friend asks. "That guy spoke three and it didn't do him any good!"