Joke Time

A mechanic was carefully removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when a well-known cardiac surgeon came into his shop. The surgeon waited politely for the mechanic to finish what he was doing before asking him to look at his own bike, when the mechanic lifts his head up and sees him, and calls him over: "Hey, doc, look at this here engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon smiled: "Try doing it with the engine running."