Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Good people doing good deeds
It's a Russian video, but it could take place anywhere in the world, I am sure...
Joke time
Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait…… sorry……. I'm thinking of wine.
It's wine that does all that.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait…… sorry……. I'm thinking of wine.
It's wine that does all that.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Joke time
Some one-liners for you...
• Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"
• How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool.
• Q. How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Does it have to be a light bulb?
• Q: What do you get when you cross your grandmother with an octopus? A: A whoooooole lot of cookies.
• Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"
• How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool.
• Q. How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Does it have to be a light bulb?
• Q: What do you get when you cross your grandmother with an octopus? A: A whoooooole lot of cookies.
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