Frank Abagnale is the real life con man who wrote Catch Me if You Can. Here he is on the lecture circuit, sharing his life of crime in a most amusing fashion. Both clips combined are about 38 minutes.
Extraordinary.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Jokes - 3 Dillies
How does a spoiled blonde girl change a lightbulb?
She whines, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
She whines, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Joke - Friendly Oldsters
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
Video - Kate Mosstril 5000
A video that pokes fun at Kate Moss and her having been caught snorting cocaine.
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Video - Dramatic Moment
This video has been very popular on the Internets. Make sure your sound is up a little - it's not nearly so funny without the music.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Jokes - 3 Riddles
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Anyone can roast beef.
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What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Video Links
Special note: These videos are all hosted on a site that has numerous adult links.
A funny Bud Light commercial - It's All About the Lure.
Click here.
A couple more idiots try out for the Darwin Award list - Body Slam.
Click here.
Another funny Bud Light commercial - Dog Food.
Click here.
A funny Bud Light commercial - It's All About the Lure.
Click here.
A couple more idiots try out for the Darwin Award list - Body Slam.
Click here.
Another funny Bud Light commercial - Dog Food.
Click here.
Web Link - How Your Cursor Works
This site gives you a peek into how a mouse cursor actually works by giving you a look behind your computer screen. Don't forget to try a mouse click as well.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Jokes - 3 Riddles
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Because they have big fingers.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Joke - Male or Femaile?
Computer Dependency
This just proves that we have become too dependent
on our computers.
Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look
down...
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.
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.
.
.
.
Not here, dummy
This just proves that we have become too dependent
on our computers.
Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look
down...
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.
Not here, dummy
Video - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Triumph the Insult comic Dog, working on assignment for Conan O'Brien, works the red carpet at the Emmy's. Adult themed humor.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Joke - Computer Problem
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but I nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote it down. I D 1 0 T. I used to like Harold...
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but I nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote it down. I D 1 0 T. I used to like Harold...
Video - Crushed
Assuming this isn't faked, somehow, this is a pretty tragic accident as a news reporter (German?) gets hit in a school crossing zone by a passing car.
Friday, June 15, 2007
Video - Ass-Whoppin' Academy
Warning - this video is adult in nature (mature language especially) and the site that hosts this video has links to adult material.
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Video - Jimmy Kimmel Unnecessary Censorship
Warning - the site that hosts this video has links to adult material...
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Thursday, June 14, 2007
Joke - Guinness Is Real Beer
At a world brewing convention, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's conference.
The CEO of Fosters shouts to the barman : "Pour me a Fosters, mate!"
The CEO of Budweiser is next: "Gimme a Bud, sir!"
Then the CEO of Beck's: "Ein Becks, danke."
Then they all turn to the CEO of Guinness, who says "Barman, would ya give me a diet Coke w' ice and lemon, thanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually one asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies, "Well, if you bleedin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I."
The CEO of Fosters shouts to the barman : "Pour me a Fosters, mate!"
The CEO of Budweiser is next: "Gimme a Bud, sir!"
Then the CEO of Beck's: "Ein Becks, danke."
Then they all turn to the CEO of Guinness, who says "Barman, would ya give me a diet Coke w' ice and lemon, thanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually one asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies, "Well, if you bleedin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I."
Video - The Goalkeeper
Note - this video is hosted on a site that has links to adult material.
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Humor - Oldies But Goodies
I've done posts like this before, but I think there are a few new ones in here as well. As an oldie-but-goodie myself, I like these song titles.
Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers:
1. Herman's Hermits "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" 2. The Bee Gees "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
3. Bobby Darin "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
4. Ringo Starr "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
5. Roberta Flack "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
6. Johnny Nash "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
7. Paul Simon "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
8. Commodores "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
9. Procol Harem "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
10. Leo Sayer "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
11. The Temptations "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
12 ABBA "DENTURE QUEEN"
13. Elvis "HEARTBREAK HOSPICE"
14. Dylan "LIKE A KIDNEY STONE"
15. Queen "WE WERE THE CHAMPIONS"
16. Beatles "WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY MEDS"
17. Dion "LIMPAROUND SUE"
18. The Rolling Stones "LIMPING-JACK FLASH"
19. Tony Orlando "KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE CEILING IF YOU HEAR ME FALL"
20. Helen Reddy "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SNORE"
21. Willie Nelson "ON THE THRONE AGAIN"
22. John Denver "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH (FIBER)"
23.Lesley Gore "IT'S MY PROCEDURE AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO"
Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers:
1. Herman's Hermits "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" 2. The Bee Gees "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
3. Bobby Darin "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
4. Ringo Starr "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
5. Roberta Flack "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
6. Johnny Nash "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
7. Paul Simon "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
8. Commodores "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
9. Procol Harem "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
10. Leo Sayer "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
11. The Temptations "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
12 ABBA "DENTURE QUEEN"
13. Elvis "HEARTBREAK HOSPICE"
14. Dylan "LIKE A KIDNEY STONE"
15. Queen "WE WERE THE CHAMPIONS"
16. Beatles "WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY MEDS"
17. Dion "LIMPAROUND SUE"
18. The Rolling Stones "LIMPING-JACK FLASH"
19. Tony Orlando "KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE CEILING IF YOU HEAR ME FALL"
20. Helen Reddy "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SNORE"
21. Willie Nelson "ON THE THRONE AGAIN"
22. John Denver "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH (FIBER)"
23.Lesley Gore "IT'S MY PROCEDURE AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO"
Video Link - Seinfeld Bloopers
Below is a link to a video of some funny Seinfeld bloopers. Note: The site on which this video is hosted has some links to adult sites.
Click here to watch the bloopers!
Video - Amazing Christopher
The video features a pretty funny dancer - but it also focuses on what I consider to be some pretty crappy production that is all too common in the "live" entertainment on TV these days. Instead of focusing on the entertainer, the producers keep cutting to the audience. For one, I don't need to see how someone (even a celebrity) in the audience is reacting to enjoy the show myself. But maybe that's just my take on it.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Joke - Nursing Home
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
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