Link: Funny Stuff In Print

Check out the ad - and be sure to check out the images used in the ad. For more humor cut from print (newspapers and magazines, click the link below.

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Funny Images

All dressed up and no place special to go...

Just because it's cute...

Cute? Or just plane strange...

Looking for a free lift...

One drink too many causes stupid behavior...

Video: Wheel of Fail 1

People fail at lots of things - and sometimes it's funny.

Link: The Third Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

This is a bit dated, but this website explains the advantages of attending the "Third Annual Nigerian EMail Conference." Learn how to write better and make more moneys.

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Video: Who I Am Makes aa Difference

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Joke - The Photographer

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.

After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

Video - Voice Talkers

A humorous take on TV Ad announcers...

Link - The Stuntman

This site is a pretty silly little diversion - drag the stuntman upward, then throw him into the wall (window, car, garbage cans, etc.) Earn points, have fun.

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Funny Images

Kitty sharpens her claws...

I don't think this Hair style has caught on yet...

Looks like he had a little too much to drink last night...

It's hard to imagine how this happened...

Video - Shark Surfer (Some People Are Nuts!)

Link - The Phoenix Fire

Back when I was working with technology, I helped a class of 4th grade students develop a Hyperstudio presentation on a fire in the village of Phoenix, New York. This fire destroyed a good share of the village - most of the business district - and the village never really recovered. Eventually we converted the slides into some web pages and it is still posted on the school site.

This is a pretty primative show, but the content is extraordinary. You might wish to give it a look-see.

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Cartoon Time

Video - Marilyn Monroe on Jack Benny

Link - Seven Amazing Holes

Here's a sample, and a link, to a site that features information on 7 pretty mazaing holes in the earth.

i’m pretty sure most people have seen this one. it’s an absolute beast and holds the title of largest open diamond mine in the world. at 525 metres deep with a top diameter of 1200 metres there’s even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few helicopters being sucked in.

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Joke - New Neighbor

Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in North Dakota as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from four miles away. Havin' a party Saturday, thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you, there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Lars stops. "More'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Lars turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want - just gonna be the two of us."

Video - Bulgarian Idol

This is a hoot - the poor girl obviously doesn't understand English...

Cartoon Fun

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Video - Revolving House

I think I'd get dizzy...

Link - Dads and Kids Swap Heads

Here's a funny website on which Photoshoppers swap Dad's head with a child's head. Worth a chuckle...

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