Here's a Shockwave Game that you can play online - very geometrical, mathematical in nature. I played it for a few minutes and had a fun time.
Click here or click on the image to play.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Shape Inlay Game
Here's a Shockwave Game that you can play online - very geometrical, mathematical in nature. I played it for a few minutes and had a fun time.
Click here or click on the image to play.
Crazy Plane
You know, if the guys who invented the modern airplane design had been just a little bit more left-brained, our planes today might look like this... pilot on one side, co-pilot on the other.
Big Hands Judo
Boy, am I glad I don't have to fight THIS guy. Looks like he's got a real advantage - either that or he's just washed his hands and he can't do a thing with them. (Sorry - I had two jokes for this one and tried to use them both.)
Monday, January 12, 2009
Really Sick Dude - Joke
After feeling ill for a number of months, a man finally decided to visit his doctor. The doctor performed a thorough physical. After reviewing all the test results he asked the patient to get dressed and come in to his private office.
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've got HAGS," the doctor said.
"Gee, Doc, I've never heard of that. What is it?"
"It's a combination of hepatitis, AIDS, gonorrhea and syphilis."
"What can you give me for it?"
"Well, for starters, we'll put you on a diet of pizza and pancakes."
"Will that cure me ?" asked the patient.
"Probably not. But they're the only things we can slide under a door."
Reason #105 - Why I Must Remember To Not Come Home Drunk
If you get your ass drunk, then you might get your ass in trouble with the (choose one) wife/roommate/buddy.
Garden Salad - Cartoon
Nothing like going to a restaurant and having to prepare your own food. Hey - wait a minute! I'm always looking for one of those ideas that might catch on and make me a fortune - you know, like the "pet rock" craze of a few decades ago.
Cartoon - Gambling
I like to visit a casino now and again. Here's a little advice on how to get lucky...
Jurassic Park Revisited
I wonder if we're on the verge of a new scientific age of discovery? Some new findings are just incredible. Recently my cardiologist suggested to me that regrowing damaged arteries and heart tissue might be a thing of my lifetime and might revolutionize cardiac care. As a guy who just had heart surgery, that's incredibly good news...
From the National Geographic -
From the National Geographic -
Using cells from dead mice frozen for 16 years, a team of Japanese geneticists has successfully created healthy clones of the dead animals.The breakthrough could pave the way for resurrecting extinct animals, such as the woolly mammoth, from frozen remains, experts say.
"We have demonstrated that even frozen animal tissue can be used to produce clones," said Teruhiko Wakayama, a geneticist at the Riken Center for Developmental Biology in Kobe, Japan.
Ninja Cat
No wonder cats are such good hunters. This cat manages to creep closer and closer to the video camera without ever getting caught on the move. Funny.
Cheating Death - More on the Stupids
It's time for another video in my ongoing story of the stupids, whom we really, really hope never breed.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Living in 2009
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Fire Starters
They advertise this product as "fire starters." But perhaps it matters whether you just want a fire in the fire place, or if you want to burn down the whole house.
Click here to visit the product web site and decide for yourself.
Bull Destroys His Rider
(Special note - this video link jumps to a site with some adult-site links on it's front page. You may wish to avoid this.)
I grew up in the eastern part of the country, so I never quite "got" the rodeo thing. In this rather gruesome video, the bull does one heck of a number on the rider. Watch only if you've got a strong stomach.
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| Bull Completely Destroys Rider |
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| Mess with a bull and you get a wheelchair for life. |
If Cell Phones Ran On Windows
Ah yes. the blue screen of death. How much business would be lost in the nation if we had to suffer the same consequences on the cell phone?
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