Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
You gotta love basketball
Coach Jim Boeheim, head coach of the Syracuse University basketball team, once played for the school and has now been coach there for decades. I think I heard the other day that he's the second winningest active basketball coach in the nation, but for years and years he's been tough on the press. Not the most personable guy you'd want to meet - at least in crowds.
The other night the team handily won a game against one of their longest standing rivals - the Georgetown Hoyas. Jim was feeling pretty good when he met with the press. The video may not be funny to those not familiar with Jim's normal demeanor.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Stupid laws
From Virginia Today
It is illegal for any woman in Waynesboro, Virginia to drive a car up Main Street - unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
A couple of old Bill Clinton jokes
Did you know? Bill Clinton liked Monica Lewinski's dress from the moment he spotted it.
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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and says to the clerk, who is hard of hearing, “I've got another dress for you to clean.”
The clerk replies, “I'm sorry - I couldn't hear all of that - come again?”
Monica relies, “No. This time it's mustard.”
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Well said
--– Clarence Darrow
Economist Jokes (Part 2)
The third econometrician didn’t fire a shot, he just stood there and yelled, “We got him, we got him!”
An economist is someone who didn’t have enough personality to become an accountant.
What’s the difference between an economist and a confused old man with Alzheimer’s?
The economist is the one with the calculator.
A party of economists was climbing in the
The others responded affirmatively.
“Well, according to the map, we’re standing on top of it.”
Economists have forecast nine out of the last five recessions.
