Humor: Blind Dates; Joke Time

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Joke Time: 2 Dumb Jokes

What do you get if you cross a freeway with a bicycle?

Killed.
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A man went into a popular Chinese restaurant and was asked to wait at the bar until a table was available. The bar­tender asked, "What would you like?"

The man answered, "I'd like a Stoli with a twist.

The bartender paused for a moment, then said, "Once upon a time, there were three little pigs…”