Showing posts with label fart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fart. Show all posts
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Monday, January 04, 2010
How did the referee know?
Footballer given yellow card 'for breaking wind' during penalty shot.
Click HERE to read the story - from last AprilThursday, July 23, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Assaulting An Officer?
This is a funny story from Fox News - which also has a picture of the guy.
Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60
in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.
During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.
The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Fart Days of Christmas
From Jib-Jab, download this "Fart Days of Christmas" with the residents of the north pole all contributing to a farting rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
Christmas - Fart Days.swf
Christmas - Fart Days.swf
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
Joke - Nursing Home
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
Friday, April 20, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
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