A husband and his wife of 40 years were driving home one night when the car went into a skid on the icy pavement, ran into a bridge abutment and the couple was killed. They arrived in heaven and once inside the Pearly Gates, they found themselves on a beautiful golf course with a lovely clubhouse and fabulous greens. It was free, and only for them. The husband immediately asked, "Do you want to play a round?"
She said, "Sure," so they grabbed their clubs and headed for the first tee. After she teed off, the wife realized that her husband was a little agitated. "What's wrong?" she asked.
He said, "Your know, if it hadn't been for your stupid oat bran, we could have been here years ago."
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