Tell me you don't want this!

Joke time

To earn extra money, a young man went from house to house in a wealthy neighborhood in search of work.

One homeowner said he'd like to have his porch painted. He told the young man the paint and brush were in the garage.

An hour later the young man announced he was finished.

"Thank you for the work," he said after he was paid. "And by the way, you don't have a Porsche. It's a Ferrari."

Joke time

One summer a beautiful blonde college student wanted to earn some extra money, so she went door to door in her neighborhood  looking for odd jobs. Finally, a man asked her to paint his porch. 

She returned the next day with supplies and started working  After an hour, she knocked on his door to let him know she had finished. 

When he opened it she said, "I just wanted to let you know that I'm done with the job. Oh, and by the way, you don't have a Porsche, you have a Lexus."

Porsche Takes Flight

Watch this super expensive car lift right off the ground.