Actual(?) hospital chart notations - 7 images

Joke time...

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed, "Well, yes, but never with a tulip"

Cardiac Surprise

From Chuck's Fun Page 2

Now That's Funny

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete . . . she is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer.

It cause too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, I.C.U.

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Joke Time

A man at the hospital is starting to get very nervous after having waited, alone, in a hospital room, for three hours. Finally the sound of keys at the door.

He calls out nervously: "What is wrong?"

"Mr Smith, we are sorry for the delay, but it took us a while to figure out what was wrong with you."

"And what is wrong with me?"

"You have E.D.K.T.M."Smith pauses. "What is that?"

"Every Disease Known To Man."

Mr Smith is shocked to say the least: "Uh -- w-w-w-w-w-what can be done about that?"

"Well, we are starting you on a diet of pancakes and pizza."

"How on earth can that save me?"

"It can't, but it is the only food we can slide under the door."

Joke Time

A man in hospital who had recently undergone a very complicated operation complained to the nurse about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, the nurse was worried that he was suffering from post-operative shock. Concerned, she reported it to the doctor.

The doctor said not to worry about it. "Yes, he does have a bump on his head," he explained. "Halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."