Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

What do you call a man who has lost 95 per­cent of his brainpower?
A widower.

Oooh - that was too quick - let's try again.

Why did God create man before he created woman?
Because he didn't want any advice.

I hope you enjoyed today's quickies.

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

Game Warden: Son, you cannot catch fish without a permit.
Young Man: I'm doing very well with a worm, thank you.

What? I know I promised you better satisfaction on this day. Let's try again.

Father discussing son's report card: "Well, one thing's in your favor. With these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating."

Ahhh - I'm glad that was better for you.

Quickie

Here are today's quickies...

Book never written: "Fabrics and Materials" by Paul E. Ester.
Book never written:  "How Ann Makes Decisions" by Andrew Straws.
Book never written: "Making Money the Easy Way" by Count R. Fitt.
Book never written: "Almost There" by Myles Tugo.

Okay, these are kind of corny, but there's a market for silly jokes. I hope you enjoyed them.