Joke Time

One evening a man arrived home in a state of great excitement.

"Honey," he said to his wife, "you're never going to believe this, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking!"

"Really?" his wife replied. "What is it?"

"Back to back," her husband said.

"Sweetie, that doesn't make any sense," his wife said. "We can't do anything if we're back to back."

"Yes, we can," her husband replied, "because I've persuaded another couple to help us out!"

Trolling for some poontang.

Doing it the doggy way

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Joke time

Late at night, mommy and daddy are having sex. Timmy wakes up and goes in to see his parents because he is hearing some noise. When he walks in his parents bedroom he sees what is going on. The parents stop having sex and look at Timmy. Timmy doesn't say anything and walks away. Dad looks at mom and says " I will go talk to him".

Dad finds Timmy having sex with Granny. Dad just stands there in shock. Timmy just looks at him and says, "Not so funny when it's your mother eh?"

Running makes your horny.

Looks like he's a little excited as well.

Things NOT to say during sex

Stud Muffin

Joke - Big Question

An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question. "What is sex...?"

He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn't shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation.

When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity. His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, "Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."

Joke Time

Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you something...."

"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "There's no need to be embarrassed. I get asked that all the time."

"You do?!" Catherine asked.

"Sure," he says. "Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."