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Showing posts with label speeding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label speeding. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Speeders Joke

Believe it - or don't...

GOOD: Seattle, WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Silverdale, WA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.' He replied, 'Washington State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Traffic Cams - Not Just For Fun Anymore - Link


I guess there are just too many of us people on the planet. Everything is becoming impersonal. It seems that we no longer feel a need to interact - to discuss issues before we pass judgment. Now we can do it electronically - monitor others behavior using camera and computer. Separate you from your money without your even being aware that you are being monitored.

Isn't it interesting how the fine becomes the objective - not the crime. Check out the story on the manner in which Closed-Circuit TV is being used to increase revenue from speeders.


Link

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Joke - Caught Speeding

The judge fined a motorist $25 for speeding, and gave him a receipt.

"What am I supposed to do with this, frame it?" snapped the driver.

"No, save it," replied the judge. "When you have three, you get a bicycle."

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Joke Time

The judge fined a motorist $25 for speeding, and gave him a receipt.

"What am I supposed to do with this, frame it?" snapped the driver.

"No, save it," replied the judge. "When you have three, you get a bicycle."