Showing posts with label twins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twins. Show all posts
Sunday, July 03, 2016
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Joke time
There once were identical twins-born in Greece and separated at birth-put up for adoption. One was sent off to Saudi Arabia, and he was named Amal. The other one was sent off to Spain, and he was named Juan.
Many years later, their relatives arranged for a reunion. It was a big event, and everyone showed up at the airport in Greece to greet the twins. The plane from Spain landed, and off came Juan, to the delight of the crowd. Then they waited for the plane from Saudi Arabia.
Soon it arrived, but Amal wasn't on it - he'd missed the plane. One relative said to the other, "Well, they ARE identical twins. And if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Many years later, their relatives arranged for a reunion. It was a big event, and everyone showed up at the airport in Greece to greet the twins. The plane from Spain landed, and off came Juan, to the delight of the crowd. Then they waited for the plane from Saudi Arabia.
Soon it arrived, but Amal wasn't on it - he'd missed the plane. One relative said to the other, "Well, they ARE identical twins. And if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Joke - Bad Accident
This woman, pregnant with twins, got into an accident, and had been in a coma for a long time. When she awoke, she was hysterical, asking about the welfare of her babies. The nurse assured her the babies were born just fine. The woman wanted to know where her babies were. The nurse informed the woman that her brother had taken them to raise.
The woman says, “Oh my god, my brother’s a total moron. Please tell me he didn’t name them.”
The nurse said, “I’m afraid he did.”
The woman says, “What did he name them?”
The nurse says, “Hmm, the girl, he named Denise.”
The woman thinks for a bit, and says, “Denise, that’s a nice name. What did he name the boy?”
The nurse said, “Denephew!”
The woman says, “Oh my god, my brother’s a total moron. Please tell me he didn’t name them.”
The nurse said, “I’m afraid he did.”
The woman says, “What did he name them?”
The nurse says, “Hmm, the girl, he named Denise.”
The woman thinks for a bit, and says, “Denise, that’s a nice name. What did he name the boy?”
The nurse said, “Denephew!”
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Joke Time
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.
Less than a year later he was in court filing for a divorce.Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said.
"Well, Your Honor," Dan started, "every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical, sometimes I'd end up making love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.
"Exactly, Your Honor. That's why I want the divorce."
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