Humor: Bad Taste; 3 Dumb, Tasteless Jokes

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a drink and a mop...
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Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?

He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
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How is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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