A one eyed, one legged, hook-handed pirate walks into a bar.
The bartended asks how he lost his leg. The pirate replies that a shark bit it off.
The bartender asks the same of his hand, to which the pirate replies that he lost it in an epic swordfight.
Finally the bartender asks how he lost his eye, and the pirate replies that a seagull shat in it.
The bartended seems confused and asks how seagull shit could take out an eye.
The pirate says it was his first day with the hook.
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