Joke time

An elephant and a giraffe go down to the watering hole for a drink. They see a turtle fast asleep, basking in the sun. 

The elephant goes over and kicks the turtle back to the other shore. 

"Boy, that was cruel," said the giraffe. "Why did you do that?" 

The elephant said, "That turtle bit a big chunk out of my trunk fifty years ago." 

"Fifty years ago! Wow, what a great memory," said the giraffe. 

"Yes," said the elephant, "I have turtle recall."