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Showing posts with label date. Show all posts
Showing posts with label date. Show all posts

Saturday, March 02, 2013

I didn't know that - and I'm NOT going to prove it.

And I think they mean "four different digits."


Monday, January 28, 2013

Joke time


The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having
sex..

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's
status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to
stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to
arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to
her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother
told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,

'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

Monday, December 24, 2012

Dad has a chat

President Obama is a Dad too - and he's having a little chat with a suitor.


Friday, February 24, 2012

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Joke - Late Date

A young secretary was de­scribing her date to a friend. "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apart­ment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."

"Then what happened?"

"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said.

"He didn't weaken your resolve, did he?" the friend asked.

"Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let HIS mother worry."

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Video - In a Bar

Funny ad - a guy gets rescued by friends when he skips out on a date.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Joke - First Date

About to go on his first date, the boy is very nervous: what would they talk about? When he asks his father for advice, the father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work: food, family, and philosophy."

So the boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time. As the boy's nervousness builds, he suddenly remembers his father's advice and asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy turns to the second item on the list: "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says, "No," and once again there is silence.

The boy then plays his last card: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Joke Time

During dinner, a man said to his date, "You know, drinking makes you beautiful."

Puzzled, she said, "But I don't drink."

"I know," he said. "But I do."

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Joke Time

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute of his blind date. He secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grand-mother just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to."