What if there were no hypothetical questions?
And that was quicker than usual.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Quickie
Here's today's quickie...
And that was quicker than usual.
And that was quicker than usual.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Joke time
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
Quickie
Here's today's quickie...
Did you thoroughly enjoy that?
What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.
Did you thoroughly enjoy that?
Monday, January 28, 2013
Joke time
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having
sex..
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's
status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to
stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to
arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to
her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother
told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
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