Three women were enjoying cocktails on the patio of the local country club when a gust of wind blew open the door to the men's locker room, exposing a man wearing only a towel over his head and shoulders.
"Well," sighed the first after a thorough appraisal, "he isn't my husband."
"He isn't mine, either," added the second, her eyes squinting in concentration.
"Of course not, ladies," said the third. "He isn't even a member of the club."
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