A drunk stumbled upon a baptismal service by the river. "Son, are you ready to find Jesus?" the cleric asked.
"Yes, Preacher, I sure am."
The minister dunked the fellow under the water and pulled him back up. "Have you found Jesus?"
"No, I haven't," the drunk replied.
The preacher dunked him again, for a bit longer. "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, not yet, Reverend."
The preacher held the man under for a full minute this time, then asked, "Have you found Jesus now?"
Gasping for air, the fellow blurted, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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